Excedera

Hey! Do you have trouble keeping your anal retention at a minimum? Are you constantly correcting other people's grammar and pronunciation? Do you freak out a little bit every time you hear the letter "X" inserted into a word  that hasn't been near the end of the alphabet?
Be honest: Is this you?

 

Excedera is the new wonder drug for those of us who want to dumpster-rape people who spell "ecstasy" "X-tasy." Instead of alienating everyone by the water cooler, you can nod, smile, and just drool a little bit!

 And for extra-stubborn dumbasses, take a double dosage of "Excedera Strength!" This will relieve spasms and seizures associated with the usage of:

                - Liberry

                - Nucular

                - Supposably

So act now! Before you snap and murder everyone around you!